Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’re probably making more plans and schemes as rising estrogen and testosterone put you in a do-more kind of mood. As a result, you may plan a group trip to a sporting event or spa, host a party at your home, organize a Sunday brunch for pals or put together a team for a bowling league!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: This weekend is all about hooking up or thinking about hooking up. High testosterone is revving your libido to its highest point all cycle and high estrogen is making you want to get physically close to someone. If you’re single, you’re apt to go after folks who have powerful positions or who are the most popular ones in their social circle. If you’re in a relationship, chances are, you’re going to want to flirt with someone new just for the fun of it!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: Mellowing, play-it-safe progesterone makes you more comfortable around small gatherings than large crowds, has you preferring intimate cafes to oversized restaurants and makes you want to stick closer to home rather than travel far for food or entertainment.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may see the world through a cynical lens today as plunging estrogen and testosterone bring down feel-good brain chemicals. As a result, you may doubt it when someone says they enjoy their job, love their partner or lost 10 pounds. Or you may be suspicious of good news that comes your way, wondering what kind of strings are attached.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!