Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: If you’re in the first half of Week 1, you may notice that your energy is on the low side. Even though estrogen and testosterone are on the rise, these hormones that normally give you pep are still relatively low, plus menstruation is making you drag as your body loses energizing iron. If you’re in the second half of Week 1, it’s a totally different story. By now, waning menstruation and rising hormones should be combining to give you the kind of zip that would make a downhill skier jealous!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: When someone asks you a question today, they should allot extra time for your answer—high estrogen is making you chatty! But, good news for those who listen to you: Both high estrogen and testosterone are making you funnier, more eloquent and full of interesting stories!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: If you’re trying to slim down, you may get frustrated with the bathroom scale today. Rising progesterone is triggering water retention and constipation, which can add an extra pound or two to your weight. The good news? If you can avoid getting discouraged by a rise in numbers and focus instead on exercising, progesterone will help your body burn up to 30% more fat this week and most of next week during your workout. So by the end of Week 4, when progesterone has bottomed out, putting an end to water retention and constipation, you may be pleasantly surprised when you get back on that bathroom scale.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: Is it you or are people just more irritating today? It’s you. More specifically, it’s your plunging estrogen, which shines a spotlight on everyone else’s shortcomings—such as their coffee breath, the way they inadvertently elbow-jab you when trying to scoot by or the horrible way their heels make that click-clickety racket by your desk all day, making you wish you could have a trap door button installed.
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