Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: With people-shmoozing estrogen rising today, you’re happiest when reconnecting with friends, family and co-workers you haven’t seen in awhile. This hormone is also making you chatty so you’ll probably want to block out time for a long, long, long lunch to catch up on all the latest news and gossip.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: High adventure-loving estrogen and testosterone are making you a little bored with your day-to-day routine. To spice things up, you may be tempted to flirt with someone new, do a little shopping or play a harmless practical joke on a pal.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re ready to jump on the junk bandwagon as rising progesterone amps up your hunger for super-duper bad-for-you foods and saps your pep, making you happier with gossip shows, reruns and other non-challenging entertainment.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Things may take a turn for the purse today as you go on a spending spree as a way to counteract plunging hormone aches, pains and moodiness. Try not to totally blow your budget, though, otherwise the ensuing guilt and regret may zap any mood lift you got from splurging and send you into a major premenstrual funk.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!