Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Once you’re past the achy, tiring part of your period, you may notice that people are coming up to you to ask your opinion or advice. The reason? Rising estrogen makes you seem more approachable as it makes you chattier and more likely to smile. And, it’s a good time of your cycle to dole out words of wisdom since rising estrogen is boosting your optimism and making you think faster on your feet, which helps you come up with novel solutions to other people’s problems.
Day 8 to Day 14 (or ovulation)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Keep the receipts for items you purchase today, such as clothes, furniture or groceries. Your high estrogen and testosterone are pushing you to break out of ruts and experiment with something new and zany. And while that may feel like fun right now, by the time Week 3 rolls around and these hormone levels dip, that pair of pleather pants, fuzzy purple bean bag chair or canned cactus salad may seem like the worst idea ever.
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then estrogen rises again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Compared to how chatty you were in your Week 2, friends should expect fewer calls, online posts, texts and other communications from you. That’s because rising progesterone has a quieting effect on you, making you less likely to reach out to others.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may stop taking vitamins, take a break from yoga or forget your pledge to cut down on saturated fat. As estrogen plunges today, it makes you a little more cynical, so you may think these little changes for your health won’t have a big impact and, therefore, aren’t worth doing.
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