Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Some days seem harder and other days seem easier. Of course, we’re more apt to notice the days when things are harder since, well, we’re using a lot more swear words to vent our frustration, making it pretty obvious. So, I just want to give you a heads up that things may be a bit easier today as rising estrogen and testosterone boost your mood, energy and dexterity. And that way you can appreciate all those times when a car door didn’t slam your fingers or a coworker didn’t passive-aggressively insult your project or a partner didn’t forget to bring home dinner.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may surprise yourself with the witty comebacks that fly out of your mouth in response to someone’s snarky comments. Credit for your brilliant witticisms goes to high estrogen and testosterone, which sharpen your brain skills, make you think faster on your feet and make you funnier!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re likely turning down the volume on your iPod, driving more slowly, avoiding sketchy areas and not eating in diners that don’t get an A rating from the Health Department. The reason? As progesterone rises this week, it makes you prefer quiet, safe experiences over loud, exciting ones.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may feel a tad clumsy today—for instance, bumping into walls, missing door handles or tripping over your own feet. The reason? Plunging estrogen and testosterone are making you less coordinated and able to navigate the space around you.
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