Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may be in a gift-giving mood as rising estrogen and testosterone combine a desire to shop with a desire to build strong bonds with others. On a budget? Great news: A Stanford University study shows that most folks prefer small gifts that have more meaning—like a bouquet of their favorite flowers or a picture frame with a photo of you and your pal in it—than an iPod, jewelry and other pricey pressies!
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may drive around slow-pokes on the road, beat someone to a cab or slide in front of a rambling shopper to get ahead of her in line. Your need for speed and to be first comes from peaking estrogen and testosterone, which amp up how fast you do things and how fast you want other people to do them, too.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Rising progesterone, a sedating hormone, may make you feel like it’s time to take a break, retreat from the world and be lazy after a stressful week. If lazy isn’t an option due to school, work or family commitments, try treating yourself to quiet times, for instance, by brewing a cup of tea, reading a few pages of a book or taking a well-deserved nap!
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Hold your nose! Plunging estrogen makes odors too much to bear—even those you’d normally like during other weeks of your cycle, like cinnamon buns and pasta sauce. So your neighbor’s fish fry, your roommate’s sweaty sneakers and the office fridge are going to be definite stinkers.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!