Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may notice that it’s easier to recall dates, facts and words, you’re learning new information more easily and you’re more eloquent than you’ve been in days. Credit goes to rising estrogen and testosterone which, study after study shows, sharpen brain skills and verbal ability as they climb.
Day 8 to Day 13
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re feeling more competitive today thanks to soaring testosterone, which ups your desire to be top dog. As a result, you may stop at nothing to win a game or contest, try to outdress or outperform folks around you or throw your hat into the ring for some kind of elected office (like student president, the head of your neighborhood association or queen of the tiki bar).
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Comfort is the name of the game today: You can’t wait to eat your most favorite noshes, sip your favorite latte, see your favorite people, put on your favorite comfy pj’s and dive into your favorite mushy bed covers. The reason for all this comfort craving? Progesterone! As this hormone rises today, it triggers a desire for things and people that make you feel safe, secure and happy.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may feel a little “off” today. For instance, you may have a slightly queasy stomach, a sorta headache or an energy level that never quite gets lift-off. You may think you’re coming down with something, but you’re probably just may be suffering the side effects from plunging estrogen, which tends to sap your body of energy and vitality as it falls.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!