My HormonologyWhich week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:

Week 1
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: With fun-loving estrogen on the rise, you’re happiest when you find a way to add some play into your day—for instance, painting your toenails, indulging in an online mini shopping spree, going miniature golfing or signing up for a speed dating event!

Week 2
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: Guard your heart today: You may be convinced that you’re head-over-heels in love with a first date, an old flame or someone who is not your current partner, resulting in you stalking them on Facebook, riding past their house like a million times and spending hours picturing your future life together. Truth? High estrogen may just be playing mind-games with you and the love you feel may not be as real as you think. The reason? As this hormone peaks, it puts your brain on automatic mate-seeker, pushing you toward someone newer, more exciting and physically attractive. Luckily, there’s a super-easy way to find out if what you’re feeling really is true love or just estrogen lust before you make any drastic moves—simply double-check how you feel about this person in Week 3 of your cycle. If it’s true love, the feelings you have will be just as strong even as estrogen plunges next week. If it’s simple hormone-fueled lust, chances are, your feelings will fade dramatically.

Week 3
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: Last week’s high libido is but a memory. This week, rising progesterone and lower levels of testosterone are putting the kibosh on your sex drive. Even worse: If you do go for the “O”, your climaxes are less spectacular than they were in the past two weeks. Oh, they’ll still be fun. They just won’t be the sheet-grabbing toe-curlers you’d gotten so used to.

Week 4
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: Having a grumpy “PMS moment”? Maybe not! It could also be hunger. That’s because today’s progesterone is making your blood sugar crash more quickly than during the first half of your cycle—and this can make you irritable, foggy and blue. Nibble some nuts or crackers and cheese, and if the grumpies don’t go away in a few minutes, then you can put the rightful blame squarely on PMS.

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