Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Estrogen and testosterone rise
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: As your Week 1 goes on, rising estrogen is making you more expressive, so you may notice that your voice is getting louder, you’re moving your hands more as you talk, you’re making more jokes and you’re saying more original catch phrases you’re hoping will catch on!
Day 8 to Day 14 (or ovulation)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: It’ll be hard, but try your best to slow down just a wee bit today, for instance, when making your coffee, typing an email or handling dangerous chemicals during a science experiment. High estrogen and testosterone are amping up your mental and physical energy, making you think you can breeze through anything faster. But, that extra speediness could result in making major mistakes!
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then rise again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may notice you’re spending less money than you were in the first half of your cycle or you’re looking for ways to save, for instance, by using coupons, shopping at second-hand stores or re-purposing items you have. That’s because rising progesterone coupled with lower levels of estrogen and testosterone are taking away the impulsivity you experienced during Week 1 and Week 2, so you’re less likely to overspend on stuff you don’t need. This hormonal combo also tends to make you less confident about your finances, so you may be concerned about conserving the cash you have.
Day 23 to the end of your cycle
Estrogen, testosterone and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Careful, Week 4 lady: The combination of a higher libido (which occurs as your body prepares for menstruation) plus a lower self-image (due to plunging estrogen) can tempt you to contact an old flame who you kicked to the curb awhile ago just so you can enjoy some intimate fun without the whole first-time-naked thing. Never a good idea. There was probably a very good reason you cut the cord with your ex–and trying to remember exactly why may help prevent you from sending that ill-fated text.
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!