Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can guesstimate), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: A great thing about Week 1 is that your likelihood of laughing, smiling and feeling positive emotions climbs day by day, and this effect lasts all the way through the end of Week 2. Credit for the good feelings goes to rising levels of estrogen and testosterone, which help your brain churn out lots of uplifting chemicals as they soar!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: Remember yesterday how I told you that your high testosterone was making you competitive and, therefore, more likely to do anything to win a bet? Well, that high-testosterone competitive streak applies to work and school, too. You’ll want to be the top dog, nab the best projects and impress the boss or teacher with your work. And, when you do well, high testosterone is making you less likely to be subtle about your glee and far more likely to be all “In your face!” to the co-workers or schoolmates you just smoked.
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: There’s no getting around it: Week 3 can be a real drag. That’s because it means the high-flying happiness, energy, libido, chattiness and brain skills you enjoyed during the first two weeks of your cycle as estrogen and testosterone rose are now fading away as these hormones hit lower levels and are accompanied by slow-you-down progesterone, which rises throughout Week 3. As a result of these changes, you could feel a little wistful, sort of like when a vacation ends and it’s time to trudge on home.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: Be careful of becoming the hostess of your very own pity party today. As estrogen and testosterone plunge, they make you a bit less patient with aches, pains, disappointments and irritations, which can lead to a bit of whining. To avoid having a little self-pity turn into the blues or depression, try to also remember all the good things going on in your life, like the health of your family, love of your friends or a fun event you’re planning to attend!
Start every day with your free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com.
It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!