Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can guesstimate), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on
in your monthly cycle?
Find out what it reveals about
what your day has in store:
First day of period to Day 7
Today’s hormone horoscope: If it’s the first half your Week 1, chances are, low-but-rising estrogen has you a bit on the quiet side, so you’re less likely to pipe up in conversation or talk someone’s ear off. If it’s the second half of your Week 1, anyone within a 5-foot radius is fair game for your verbal volleys. That’s because a higher level of estrogen is inspiring you to talk up a storm and a higher level of testosterone is making you more confident in what you have to say, so you’re more likely to share what you think!
Day 8 to Day 13
Today’s hormone horoscope: You’ll likely be going out of your way to add some excitement to your day, such as eating spicier foods than you normally do, driving faster than the speed limit, flirting with a total stranger or spending way more money than you should. The reason? Estrogen and testosterone reach their highest levels this week, and these hormones are making your brain buzz with even more with feel-good chemicals when you do something a little naughty, unusual or out of character!
Day 14 (or ovulation) to Day 22
Today’s hormone horoscope: You may be reining in your spending today…or at least taking a moment or two to think about your finances before splurging. That’s because shop-loving estrogen and testosterone are edged out by play-it-safe progesterone this week. As a result, you may think of bills, your retirement fund or other money obligations that are more important than that super-cool sale that’s just calling your name.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Today’s hormone horoscope: For me, my worst PMS day is Day 23, the first day of the premenstrual week, when virtually anything can set me off into a vocal chord-snapping screamfest that deafens all within a 10-foot radius (not that I’m bragging). After that, my irritability kind of subsides and maybe rears its head a couple of times, but far less intensely, till the end of my cycle. I bring this up because, for you, your worst PMS day may be a different day during Week 4, irritability and the blues may rise and fall throughout the week or, if you’re one of the lucky ones, you may have no moodiness at all. My point is that PMS is not a one-size-fits-all experience, but it is a time to be aware that plunging estrogen has the potential to bring down good feelings and make you lose your cool, so try to avoid triggers that you know would set you off.
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It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!