Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: As your Week 1 goes on, you may find yourself interacting more with others on Facebook, Twitter and other social networking sites, you’re texting more, you’re answering the phone even when the caller’s name doesn’t show and you’re making more calls to friends and family members. All this need to communicate is due to rising estrogen; as levels of this hormone climb higher and higher, it pushes you to reach out and connect with others, even if it’s just in small ways, such as to “like” a post or “lol” in a text.
Day 8 to Day 14 or ovulation (here’s how to tell when you’re ovulating)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Even though your memory and brain skills are at their peaks thanks to high estrogen and testosterone, you could come off as a bit flaky today. The reason? Those same sky-high hormones that are boosting your brain are also making you a bit silly, impulsive and speedy–a combination that could have you making a lot of jokes, saying things that border the line of appropriate and/or tripping over your tongue in your haste to get your words out. In some cases this could actually be a good thing, say, if you’re competing in a game or debating a topic in a discussion, since your lighthearted, high-spirited ways lull other folks into assuming you’re not as sharp, when in actuality those peaking brain skills can have you surprising game opponents with your masterful moves and debate opponents with incisive arguments that can’t be topped!
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then estrogen rises again
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: Folks who got used to you making snap decisions in your Week 2 (for instance, about where to eat, what movie to see or what to do for fun) may be a bit surprised when you take way more time now to deliberate. What’s going on? The combination of lower levels of estrogen and testosterone with rising progesterone is slowing you down and making you far less impulsive than you were in your Week 2. So, you’re more apt to weigh the pros and cons…and weigh them again and again…before making your final choice.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Estrogen and progesterone plunge
This weekend’s Hormone Horoscope: You may notice that as you tell stories or give instructions today, you meander off your main topic into several sub-topics before returning to the original message you were trying to convey. That’s plunging estrogen’s fault. As it descends, it makes you less prone to getting straight to your point and more apt to take the long-way ’round.
Start your day with the free Hormone Horoscope at hormonehoroscope.com. It’s the newest, most accurate way to predict your day and plan your life!