Hormonology uses hundreds of scientific studies to show you how your hormones impact you in virtually every way every day of your monthly cycle. The Hormone Horoscope is a nifty little way of dispensing this information daily. To get started, find the week you’re on in your monthly cycle (you can use this easy guide if you’re not sure), then read your Hormone Horoscope for today!
Which week are you on in your monthly cycle? Find out what it reveals about what your day has in store:
Day 1 (first day of period) to Day 7
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You get an extra thrill out of finding out secrets today as rising estrogen gives your brain a bigger buzz when you get surprised. Does no one have juicy secrets around to buzz you with? Then get the shocking ending on all the latest films at themoviespoiler.com or learn how magicians pull off their stupefying tricks, like sawing people in half or levitating, at xploremagic.com/illusion!
Day 8 to Day 14 or ovulation (here’s how to tell when you’re ovulating)
Estrogen and testosterone rise till they peak
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You may get hit with pangs of jealousy when another woman is talking with your sweetie or you may feel like closely guarding your valuables today. Researchers theorize that as your body’s estrogen level rises toward its peak and you enter the fertile phase of your cycle, you become more concerned with holding onto your partner and your possessions just in case you need all your resources if you get pregnant this month.
Day 15 (or the day after ovulation) to Day 22
Progesterone rises; estrogen and testosterone drop for half the week, then estrogen rises again
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: Salespeople, co-workers and other folks who try to fast-talk you today may annoy you as sedating progesterone has you preferring to be approached in a slower, mellower way. Keep this tidbit in mind if you’re a salesperson yourself or you’re trying to convince a female co-worker or friend to adopt your point of view or way of doing things. If you’re speaking with a gal who’s in her Week 3, take your energy down a notch to match hers. Not sure if a woman is in her Week 3? Look for these clues: She’s quieter, is moving slower, her voice is a bit more monotone, she’s likely wearing muted colors and when she smiles, it’s small and doesn’t show many, if any, teeth.
Day 23 to the end of cycle
Estrogen and progesterone plunge
Today’s Hormone Horoscope: You’re more likely to be unsure of yourself and lack confidence today as plunging estrogen reduces levels of brain chemicals critical for self-assurance. If you’ve got an important meeting, job interview or other event where you need to be your best, try standing or sitting up straight. A recent study revealed that folks with perfect posture had more confidence in what they were saying than when they hunched!
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